1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfathr. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样,安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊!
杀手后代,请绕行……
3. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
战争不能决出正义,但能判出哪方出局.
英文太经典了!
4. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
曾以为我想要的是职业,结果发现我只是想要工资。
只有真正想要职业的人才能得到永远的工资。
5. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头,再告诉你你为什么好不了。