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【中文标题】联合国大会上的十大疯狂发言
【原文标题】The Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said During a U.N. Speech
【登载媒体】外交政策
【原文作者】JOSHUA KEATING
【原文链接】http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2009/09/24/the_top_10_craziest_things_ever_said_during_a_un_speech?page=0,0
世界领导人在国家聚会讨论重大问题时，曾经留下过无数令人难忘的讲话，有的激情澎湃、有的挑衅煽动、有的不着边际。下边是过去六十年里，在联合国成员代表大会中，十个最令人难忘的讲话。
1957年，印度外交官为阻碍提案通过抗争到死（差点）。
“安理会认为这是一个存在争议的问题，领土方面根本没有争议。你们面前只有一个问题，就是侵略的问题。”
在一次讨论印度克什米尔问题的过程中，联合国特使克里史纳•梅农为了阻碍一项提案的通过，发表了史诗般的讲话，创造了联合国安理会发言时间最长的纪录。他的讲话共持续了8个小时。途中他由于筋疲力尽而昏倒，被送到医院。然后又回来继续讲了一个小时，一个医生站在他身边监控他的血压。
1960年，卡斯特罗的长篇演讲。
“如果肯尼迪不是一个百万富翁、文盲和白痴，那么他绝对应该了解政府不能与农民为敌。”
菲德尔•卡斯特罗虽然比不上梅农，但是这位古巴总统在联合国大会上的首次讲话也足足持续了4个半小时，算是联合国全体成员大会上的发言纪录了。卡斯特罗在1959年首次访问联合国时还比较友好，但是1960年他坚定地加入了苏联阵营，用讲话猛烈抨击美帝国主义，侮辱约翰•肯尼迪和当时还是总统候选人的理查德•尼克松。
1960年，赫鲁晓夫的坚决反对
“主席先生，请让这个美帝国主义马屁精安静些。”
苏联总理尼基塔•赫鲁晓夫创造了冷战时期最具标志性的时刻。当一位菲律宾代表公开斥责苏联帝国主义行径时，他说出了上边那句话让对方住口。同时脱下鞋，在桌子上敲。这个姿势已经演变成过分修辞的经典案例，但对于一个敢于说出“我们会消灭你”这样的话的人来说，这并不令人吃惊。
1960年，洛奇发现窃听器。
“碰巧今天我手中有一个苏联间谍行为的实例，你们可以亲眼看看。”
科林•鲍威尔曾经用一小瓶“炭疽病菌”徒劳地说服安理会支持对伊拉克的军事行动，但是在历史上，曾经有些道具被更有效地使用。当与会代表争论美国U-2间谍飞机在苏联领土上被击落的事件时，美国大使亨利•卡波特•洛奇决定放手一搏。他拿出一个木头标志，是苏美友好协会赠送给美国驻莫斯科大使馆的礼物。他用一个镊子从鹰嘴处取下一个微小的麦克风。苏联对美国间谍飞机的谴责企图因此而落败。
1974年，阿拉法特准备迎战。
“旧世界在我们眼前崩溃了，帝国主义、殖民主义、新殖民主义、种族主义以及犹太复国主义都必将灭亡。”
在历史问题上，一些不结盟国家对以色列在联合国中的角色非常不满意。受他们的邀请，巴勒斯坦解放组织主席首次来到联合国全体会员大会上，发表讲话。巴勒斯坦领导人亚西尔•阿拉法特身着军装走上讲台，对犹太复国主义给予猛烈抨击。一年后，臭名昭著的“犹太复国主义等同种族主义”法案被通过，以色列与联合国的关系从此恶化。
1987年，奥尔特加用兰博攻击里根
“在询问哪些只会动用武力的莽汉之前，里根总统，请你记住，兰博只会出现在电影里。”
尼加拉瓜总统丹尼尔•奥尔特加在联合国的讲台上攻击美国在中美洲的政策，尤其是对镇压反抗军的资助和对索莫查独裁统治的支持。奥尔特加说：“尼加拉瓜人宁可把鲜血流干。”充满怒气的发言让美国代表起身离开。美国大使弗农•沃特斯说：“尼加拉瓜人或许愿意坐下听他讲话，我没兴趣。”
2006年，查韦斯嗅到罪人的气味
“魔鬼昨天来过这里，我闻到硫磺的味道。”
委内瑞拉这位富有表演天才的总统雨果•查韦斯最喜欢站在联合国大会的聚光灯下。有一次，他激动地把乔治•W•布什比作撒旦。查韦斯总是喜欢利用演讲的机会宣传著名左派作家的作品，这一次，他拿出美国教授诺姆•乔姆斯基的书。查韦斯在今年提到这件事时，说奥巴马上台之后“没有硫磺味了”。
2006年，巴希尔拒绝承认种族灭绝
“志愿者组织提供的照片是为了乞求更多的援助，但是起到了相反的效果。”
苏丹总统奥马尔•巴希尔在2006年的讲话中，说被美国总统乔治•W•布什称作“种族灭绝”的大屠杀，实际上是西方援助组织炮制出来的，目的是乞求资助。在会议中，巴希尔进一步谴责以色列和犹太复国主义组织为了削弱苏丹政府而散步谣言。伊朗总统穆罕默德•内贾德也表达了相同的态度。
2008年，内贾德痛恨犹太复国主义者
“美国和欧洲人民的尊严、正义和权力正被一小撮邪恶的人摆布，他们就是犹太复国主义者。尽管他们人数不多，但是他们用欺骗、唬弄和狡猾的手段主导了欧洲和美国的金融、政治中心。”
伊朗总统穆罕默德•内贾德通常喜欢利用联合国的平台抨击西方势力，尤其是他的天敌以色列。在2008年的演讲中，他谴责“犹太复国主义”的一系列罪行，包括南奥塞梯战争。内贾德讲话的另外一个特点是频繁使用宗教词汇，并引用什叶派教义。
2009年，卡扎菲在干什么？
“这里不是安理会，而是‘恐’理会。”
掌权40年的利比亚领导人穆阿迈尔•卡扎菲今年第一次得到了在联合国大会上发言的机会。很明显，他想把错过的时间找回来。在他长达100分钟的发言中，卡扎菲倒出了半个世纪以来的委屈，提出了一些阴谋理论，谴责美国有意培养猪流感病毒，质疑肯尼迪被刺杀的官方记录。他把最大部分的怒气发泄给联合国安理会，将其比作基地组织。在今年的大会中，卡扎菲还上演了一出住所闹剧。这位利比亚领导人在纽约几个地点扎帐篷的要求被拒绝，最后他把营地安放在特朗普大厦的后院。
原文：
History is rich with memorable orations delivered by the world's leaders as nations convene to discuss the critical issues of the day. From the impassioned to the provocative to the truly bizarre, here are the 10 most unforgettable remarks to come out of the United Nations general assembly speeches in the last sixty years.
Indian Diplomat Filibusters Himself to (near) Death
Year: 1957
Quote: "The Security Council regards this as a dispute. It is not a dispute for territory. There is only one problem before you ... that problem is the problem of aggression."
Impact: With this epic filibuster during a debate on Kashmir, Indian U.N. envoy Krishna Menon holds the record for the longest speech in the history of the U.N. Security Council. In total it lasted over eight hours. Menon actually collapsed from exhaustion partway through and had to be hospitalized. He returned later and continued for another hour while a doctor monitored his blood pressure.
Castro Goes Long
Year: 1960
Quote: ''Were Kennedy not a millionaire, illiterate, and ignorant, then he would obviously understand that you cannot revolt against the peasants.''
Impact: He's not quite in Menon's league, but Cuban President Fidel Castro's debut speech at the U.N. clocked in at four and a half hours, the longest ever in the General Assembly. Castro's first visit to the United States in 1959 had been a bit friendlier, but by 1960 he was firmly in the Soviet Camp and used his speech to blast U.S. imperialism and insult John F. Kennedy and Richard Nixon, the U.S. presidential candidates at the time. Castro provided another bizarre memory from that year's assembly by keeping live chickens in his hotel room.
Krushchev Puts His Foot Down
Year: 1960
Quote: "Mr. President, call that toady of American imperialism to order."
Impact: Soviet Premier Nikita Krushchev provided one of the cold war's most iconic moments when, in an attempt to silence a Filipino delegate who was railing against Soviet imperialism, he issued the above epithet, removed his shoe, and began banging it on the table. The gesture has become a classic example of overheated rhetoric, but it shouldn't have been all that surprising coming from the man who coined the phrase, "we will bury you."
Lodge Spies a Bug
Year: 1960
Quote: "It so happens that I have here today a concrete example of Soviet espionage so that you can see for yourself."
Impact: Colin Powell famously used a vial of "anthrax" while trying in vain to win Security Council support for military action in Iraq, but there are times when props have been used a bit more effectively. During a debate over the shooting down of an American U-2 spy plane over Soviet territory, U.S. Ambassador Henry Cabot Lodge decided to go on the offensive. He took out a wooden seal that had been presented to the U.S. embassy in Moscow by the Soviet-American Friendship Society and then proceeded to extract a tiny microphone out of the eagle's beak with a pair of tweezers. The Soviet resolution condemning the U.S. spy flights was defeated.
Arafat Preps for Battle
Year: 1974
Quote: "An old world order is crumbling before our eyes, as imperialism, colonialism, neocolonialism, and racism, whose chief form is Zionism, ineluctably perish."
Impact: The Palestine Liberation Organization Chairman was invited to address the General Assembly for the first time at the request of the non-aligned movement, a coalition of developing countries that has been historically critical of Israel in the U.N., Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat took the stage wearing fatigues and delivered a blistering attack on Zionism. One year later, the notorious "Zionism equals racism" was passed and Israel's relations with the U.N. have been, at best, uneasy ever since.
Ortega Goes Rambo on Reagan
Year: 1987
Quote: "Before consulting the hotheads who present various military options such as a military invasion: remember, President Reagan, Rambo only exists in the movies.''
Impact: Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega used the platform of the U.N. to assail U.S policy in Central America, particularly the financing of the Contra rebels and supporting the Somoza dictatorship, which Ortega said "bled the Nicaraguan people dry." The angry speech prompted a walkout from the U.S. delegation. "The people of Nicaragua may have to sit and listen to him, but I don't," said then U.S. Ambassador Vernon Walters.
Chavez Sniffs out a Sinner
Year: 2006
Quote: "The devil came here yesterday, and it smells of sulfur still."
Impact: Venezuela's theatrical president, Hugo Chavez, has always loved the spotlight that the General Assembly provides and it was never more in evidence than when, with a flourish, he compared U.S. president, George W. Bush, to Satan. Chavez also began his regular habit of using his speeches to plug books by prominent leftists authors, when he held up a book by U.S. professor Noam Chomsky. Chavez referred to this famous moment in his speech this year, saying that it "no longer smells like sulfur" now that Barack Obama is president.
Bashir Denies a Genocide
Year: 2006
Quote: "The picture that volunteer organizations try to give in order to solicit more assistance and more aid, have given a negative result."
Impact: At the 2006 speech, Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir claimed that the ongoing slaughter in Darfur, which then President George W. Bush had recently referred to as "genocide," was in fact a scheme cooked up by Western aid organizations to solicit funding. On the sidelines of the meeting, Bashir went further, blaming Israel and Zionist organizations for spreading lies in order to weaken the Sudanese government. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has made this claim as well.
Ahmadinejad Hates on Zionists
Year: 2008
Quote: "The dignity, integrity and rights of the American and European people are being played with by a small but deceitful number of people called Zionists. Although they are a minuscule minority, they have been dominating an important portion of the financial and monetary centers as well as the political decision-making centers of some European countries and the U.S. in a deceitful, complex and furtive manner."
Impact: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has regularly used the UN as a platform to rail against Western powers, particularly his arch-enemy Israel. In his 2008 speech he accused "the Zionist entity" of an array of crimes including causing the South Ossetia war. Another notable feature of Ahmadinejad's speech is the heavy use of religious rhetoric and his use of Shiite religious teachings.
What is Qaddafi Doing?
Year: 2009
Quote: "It should not be called a security council, it should be called a terror council."
Impact: After 40 years in power, Libyan Leader Muammar al-Qaddafi spoke to the United Nations for the first time at this year's general assembly and certainly made up for lost time. In his 100 minute speech, Qaddafi listed half a century's worth of grievances and conspiracy theories including accusing the Untied States of developing swine flu and questioning the official record of the Kennedy assassination. Most of Qaddafi's wrath was reserved for the U.N. Security Council, which he likened to al Qaeda. Qaddafi's accommodations provided another sideshow at this year's assembly, as the Libyan leader was rebuffed in his attempts to set up a Bedouin tent in several New York-area locations before finally making up camp in Donald Trump's backyard.
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狗仔卡
发表于 2012-1-13 09:49
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发表于 2012-1-13 10:11
仓老师……这个称呼看来是改不过来了……
