wyd2008
发表于 2009-12-24 10:26
Burt rarely went on a first date without his cellulite detector
wyd2008
发表于 2009-12-25 10:24
wyd2008
发表于 2009-12-27 18:11
Having forgotten to wear deodorant that morning , Jenny inadvertently set off the plane's emergency oxygen masks
wyd2008
发表于 2009-12-27 23:23
APEX , MEDICAL REPOSSESSOR
Bill , there's a man here who says you haven't kept up with the payments on your pacemaker
wyd2008
发表于 2009-12-29 22:00
For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
NAPQUEST
OK , IF I HEAD DOWN THAT PAST THE COPIER AND TURN RIGHT , I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GRAB A NAP IN THAT STORAGE ROOM!
wyd2008
发表于 2009-12-29 22:08
http://bbs.m4.cn/attachments/day_091229/09122922005508bd90d3db3282.jpg For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
NAPQUEST
OK , IF I HEAD DOWN THAT PAST THE COPIER AND TURN RIGHT , I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GRAB A NAP IN THAT STORAGE ROOM!
wyd2008
发表于 2010-1-1 11:16
Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards
wyd2008
发表于 2010-1-1 11:22
I know you 're doing this just to stall so there won't be enough time to shop at the craft fair on the way home !
wyd2008
发表于 2010-1-6 16:49
本帖最后由 wyd2008 于 2010-1-6 16:52 编辑
He is credited with inventing the game 'spin the bottle' way back in the 30s.
wyd2008
发表于 2010-1-6 16:54
本帖最后由 wyd2008 于 2010-1-6 17:03 编辑
To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract , employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament
wyd2008
发表于 2010-1-6 17:06
本帖最后由 wyd2008 于 2010-1-6 17:08 编辑
When you are facing a dating catastrophe ,count on 877-BAD-DATE to bail you out
wyd2008
发表于 2010-1-6 17:10
本帖最后由 wyd2008 于 2010-1-6 17:12 编辑
Every year we have a contest with the neighbors to see who has the last needle left on their tree.
wyd2008
发表于 2010-1-11 20:27
本帖最后由 wyd2008 于 2010-1-11 20:29 编辑
With the family car in the shop for repairs , Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom .
wyd2008
发表于 2010-1-11 20:30
本帖最后由 wyd2008 于 2010-1-11 20:33 编辑
For the 100th time!I have never used steroids
wyd2008
发表于 2010-1-21 19:45
本帖最后由 wyd2008 于 2010-1-21 20:36 编辑
ok, Mrs.Stenson. I 've issued you a tichet for driving with a muddy license plate
wyd2008
发表于 2010-1-21 20:38
本帖最后由 wyd2008 于 2010-1-21 20:43 编辑
You want the long , skinny rug in the hallway for a scarf ? What on earth are you talking about ?
wyd2008
发表于 2010-1-21 20:47
本帖最后由 wyd2008 于 2010-1-21 20:52 编辑
Wanting to add a touch of culture to their international flights , Spanish Airlines began featuring an in-flight running of the bulls .
wyd2008
发表于 2010-2-1 11:27
本帖最后由 wyd2008 于 2010-2-1 11:29 编辑
Due to his unusual proportions , Paul was not a fan of air travel .
wyd2008
发表于 2010-2-1 11:31
本帖最后由 wyd2008 于 2010-2-1 11:34 编辑
" I am afraid it's not that simple , Mrs.Suggett.This snake is an endangered species !"
zhongdong_wang
发表于 2010-2-1 11:36
楼主真有头脑，浮起来真是时候
Q22)
帮你顶一个，反正其他人都要虚的不要实的。为什么我就不能顶你呢
Q79)