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wyd2008 · 发表于 2009-12-24 10:26

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Burt rarely went on a first date without his cellulite detector

wyd2008 · 发表于 2009-12-25 10:24

wyd2008 · 发表于 2009-12-27 18:11

Having forgotten to wear deodorant that morning , Jenny inadvertently set off the plane's emergency oxygen masks

wyd2008 · 发表于 2009-12-27 23:23

APEX , MEDICAL REPOSSESSOR

Bill , there's a man here who says you haven't kept up with the payments on your pacemaker

wyd2008 · 发表于 2009-12-29 22:00

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

NAPQUEST

OK , IF I HEAD DOWN THAT PAST THE COPIER AND TURN RIGHT , I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GRAB A NAP IN THAT STORAGE ROOM!

wyd2008 · 发表于 2009-12-29 22:08

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

NAPQUEST

OK , IF I HEAD DOWN THAT PAST THE COPIER AND TURN RIGHT , I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GRAB A NAP IN THAT STORAGE ROOM!

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-1-1 11:16

Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-1-1 11:22

I know you 're doing this just to stall so there won't be enough time to shop at the craft fair on the way home !

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-1-6 16:49

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He is credited with inventing the game 'spin the bottle' way back in the 30s.

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-1-6 16:54

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To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract , employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-1-6 17:06

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When you are facing a dating catastrophe ,count on 877-BAD-DATE to bail you out

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-1-6 17:10

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Every year we have a contest with the neighbors to see who has the last needle left on their tree.

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-1-11 20:27

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With the family car in the shop for repairs , Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom .

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-1-11 20:30

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For the 100th time!I have never used steroids

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-1-21 19:45

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ok, Mrs.Stenson. I 've issued you a tichet for driving with a muddy license plate

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-1-21 20:38

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You want the long , skinny rug in the hallway for a scarf ?

What on earth are you talking about ?

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-1-21 20:47

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Wanting to add a touch of culture to their international flights ,

Spanish Airlines began featuring an in-flight running of the bulls .

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-2-1 11:27

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Due to his unusual proportions , Paul was not a fan of air travel .

wyd2008 · 发表于 2010-2-1 11:31

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" I am afraid it's not that simple , Mrs.Suggett. This snake is an endangered species !"

zhongdong_wang · 发表于 2010-2-1 11:36

楼主真有头脑，浮起来真是时候

帮你顶一个，反正其他人都要虚的不要实的。为什么我就不能顶你呢

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