1. 我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅得不明显。
I have a merit of being handsome, but also a shortcoming of being not obviously handsome.
如果我能谦虚点,就是完美的人了……
2. 我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。
I curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring bags.
狠点的:我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有面饼。
3. 有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪
I was stopped by a crowd of girls who said I was handsome when I was shopping. They beat me and blamed me for hypocrisy when I denied it.
4. 我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。
There are two things that I could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do anything else.
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5. 我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。
I am an angel. The reason why I cannot go back to heaven is my weight.
胖撒旦,你就留地狱吧……
6. 骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。
So many deceivers around! There are too few fools to be cheated.