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(转载)CNN-- 搞飞机,TG好像比我们想的聪明嘛? 附上大家喜欢的译文

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发表于 2011-1-7 15:48 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
搞飞机,TG好像比我们想的聪明嘛?
(CNN) -- 明明网上已经暴了艳照,主角就是TG的新调教的妹子,偏偏五角大楼的头头们死活非说TG搞飞机的本事还不及阿米利坚。

新妹子名叫J-20,本来以为TG要到2017才会下手,可是TG空军高官偏偏在电视上声称马上就要调教小loli。和阿米的F-22妹子一样,也是隐形的,就是说只穿比基尼在你面前搔首弄姿,你也啥都看不见只能对空气打飞机。

照片也不知道是谁抖出来的,妹子就在TG西南某个密室中。

五角大楼的发音筒大卫拉潘中校周三表示一切尽在掌握,对于TG调教新妹子的行为随时皆在密切关注之中,照片上拍到的是妹子正在练习做往复运动。

早不暴晚不暴,偏偏国防部长萝卜特耐吃同学周末要去天朝,月底锦涛要来华盛顿和大统领联络感情的时候暴艳照。

有位砖家吐槽,你们这些人不要太得意了,这些艳照什么的统统都素阴谋,TG早就打好算盘故意让照片流出去的。

该砖家兼撰稿人--里插的.飞射--是这么说的:“TG只要想,轰走不明真相的围观群众乃是小事一桩,可是偏偏就不这么干。任凭自家妹子被人看个精光还拿手机拍大头照,分明是要玩羞耻PLAY啊。放到网上的图又都是马赛克,重要部位都看不见,故意就是要晒妹子。引得TG的国民个个亢奋,xx部位大大的膨胀。”

TG把围观群众挑逗的高呼一库一库,五角大楼不想显出痴态就只能作冷静党,说妹子身体里面那个会旋转的圆柱性的器械还有各种问题,起码要过个把年小妹妹才能体味到什么叫飞入云端的快感。可是砖家飞射说TG直接去鹅毛家买震动棒的不就好了嘛。

回答记者问题的时候,拉潘还嘴硬:“这个妹子还没有发育全呢,就算她是TG的第五位后宫,TG的第四任还有各种不能说的秘密”

有人问起今年八月份提交的国防部的小本本里面为啥没写TG金屋藏娇的事情,他还解释那是因为米蒂国防部统计战绩的时候只算已经发生关系了的,你们可不要会错意了,才不要以为什么我们不知道TG正在把新妹子的事情呢。

飞射认为应该关心TG的技巧能否赶上阿米。要知道阿米可是身怀绝技,不借助道具就能让F-22超音速达到高潮的。

他说:“这是神技金手指,不解释。现在是时候启动第二次F-22妹妹量产计划了,而且新的妹妹应该进一步的调教。另外有困难要上,没有困难创造困难也要把F-35好好调教一番,不把羞耻心丢掉是不能和J-20妹子比肩的”

F-22量产克隆计划2009年停了,F-35的量产计划也大大的拖延了,都是怨萝卜特耐吃同学非要消减预算。

2009年,萝卜特耐吃说米国搞飞机的水平天下第一,起码2025年TG才有可能比得上。但是飞射君表示以后太平洋上东宫西厢的对比会发生变化。

“自打第二次啪啪啪啪以来,米国军队那次上阵不是带着绝对空中优势的主角光环。TG作为新出现的主角,决意要挑战阿米的全球后宫。这个妹子将来会让TG有同样的光环......呀买带!这怎么可以!”

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/01/05/china.us.fighter.jets/index.html?hpt=C2
Is China closer than thought to matching U.S. fighter jet prowess?
(CNN) -- Images believed to be China's next generation of military air power have been buzzing around the internet, but Pentagon officials are insisting its appearance does not mean China has matched American air capabilities.

The new stealth fighter jet, known as the J-20, isn't supposed to be operational until at least 2017, but a Chinese air force commander told Chinese TV in 2009 that flight testing would begin much sooner. Stealth jets, such as the United States' F-22, are designed to evade detection by radar and anti-aircraft defenses.

Now unknown sources have posted photos of what appears to be the plane on an airfield runway in southwestern China.

"We are aware of their plans to develop this fifth-generation fighter," Pentagon spokesman Col. Dave Lapan said Wednesday. "The photos that were released recently are presumably of some taxi testing."

The emergence of the photos come as Defense Secretary Robert Gates heads to China this weekend to discuss the military relationship between the U.S. and China. And later this month, President Hu Jintao is headed to Washington for a summit with President Barack Obama.

One China watcher says China's failure to censor the grainy images on the web prove the photos are of the new jet and the country wants them to circulate.

"The Chinese military and the police could have swept the area around the airfield very easily, but what they've done is they've controlled this. They've allowed Chinese to only take photos with cell phones, meaning that the photos that we have are low-resolution, do not give us a great deal of detail about the aircraft and they're put on the web with a low-resolution format," said China military scholar and author Richard Fisher. "The response within China has been overwhelmingly positive and has spurred national pride to an enormous degree."

The Pentagon is taking a low-key approach to the surge in publicity about the Chinese fighter, saying their existing top-of-the-line warplane has engine problems and that their next plane is years away. But Fisher says that timeline could be sped up if the Chinese buy an engine from Russia as opposed to developing it themselves.

"It's something that is in some form of development, as a fifth-generation fighter. As I noted, the Chinese are still having difficulties with their fourth-generation fighter." Lapan said in an off-camera question session with journalists in his office.

And he said that while the new jet was not mentioned in Pentagon's report on China that was sent to Congress in August as an annual update for China's defense capabilities, the Defense Department has talked about it.

"We as a department have publicly spoken about it in the past. It is not as if we have not acknowledged that they are pursuing a fifth-generation fighter," Lapan said. "So we are aware of it. But it is not of concern that they are working on a fifth-generation fighter."

Fisher, however, says it should be a concern, citing the Chinese jet's potential ability to overtake that of America's F-22 in thrust and "supercruise" speed, which is the ability to fly supersonically without using fuel-guzzling afterburners.

"We can't say precisely what the capabilities are, but we have a good idea. Right now, we should be reviving production of the F-22 and not just reviving production, we should be developing an advance version of the F-22," said Fisher. "And sadly even though it is a troubled program, already the F-35 needs another rework. It needs to be made competitive with this fighter."

The F-22 was scaled back in production in 2009. The production of the F-35, which is being developed and tested, could be slowed under Gates' budget-cutting initiative.

In 2009, Gates said that no nation comes close to U.S. air power, and he anticipated the Chinese having only "a handful" of fighters that challenges the U.S. advanced fleets by 2025. But Fisher cautions that this Chinese jet could cause a change in the balance of power in the Pacific.

"Since WWII, the American military has never gone into battle without the assurance of air superiority. China is a rising power, and it is determined to challenge the American position globally," said Fisher. "This fighter will allow them to do that on a military level....and from my perspective, that's simply unacceptable."

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发表于 2011-1-7 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
翻译板载!翻译赛高!
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发表于 2011-1-7 16:30 | 显示全部楼层
翻译太淫荡鸟
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发表于 2011-1-7 16:30 | 显示全部楼层
这翻译水平,国内称第二,没人敢称第一!

害得我这部宋级核潜也得浮上来顶一顶。
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发表于 2011-1-7 17:05 | 显示全部楼层
这翻译水平,国内称第二,没人敢称第一!

害得我这部宋级核潜也得浮上来顶一顶。 ...
占仕帮 发表于 2011-1-7 16:30



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发表于 2011-1-7 17:27 | 显示全部楼层
这翻译翻的……
其他神马翻译都是浮云,都是浮云~~~
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发表于 2011-1-7 17:39 | 显示全部楼层
这翻译太油菜了
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发表于 2011-1-7 17:52 | 显示全部楼层
这翻译太给力了,
锦涛再访美的翻译工作应该交给LZ
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-1-7 17:57 | 显示全部楼层
这翻译太给力了,
锦涛再访美的翻译工作应该交给LZ
学识1949 发表于 2011-1-7 17:52



    建议阁下去超大挖墙角,把那位翻译的猛人挖回AC
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发表于 2011-1-7 18:11 | 显示全部楼层
我非常受打击,我严重受打击,我已经被打击了
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发表于 2011-1-7 20:24 | 显示全部楼层
YD的翻译官
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膜拜神翻译
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发表于 2011-1-8 02:24 | 显示全部楼层
这不是翻译,应当叫创作。忠实原文,高于原文!
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发表于 2011-1-8 10:37 | 显示全部楼层
够有型的
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发表于 2011-1-8 10:53 | 显示全部楼层
彻底被打败了~~~,这个翻译真是太给力了~
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发表于 2011-1-8 12:13 | 显示全部楼层
色即是空,空即是色~~~~·神马浮云~~~
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发表于 2011-1-8 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
这个翻译有才华
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发表于 2011-1-8 17:31 | 显示全部楼层
给力的翻译呀
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发表于 2011-1-8 18:48 | 显示全部楼层
给力的翻译,thx for sharing
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哈哈,厉害。。。。
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