为迎11.11.11神棍节网友独创【中西混搭体】问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl

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问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do
众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。
云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！
人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand
身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！
天生我材必有用，I can play football..
春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema
问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)
问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go
春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
曾经沧海难为水，what the fuck did you say
无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me
此情可待成追忆，let it be
争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?
林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?
感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~
满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~
床前明月光，there's something wrong~
两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go
空山新雨后 fire in the hole
两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump
江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。 一代天骄，成吉思汗，can't play football。俱往矣，数风流, die all
但使龙城飞将在 come on baby don't be shy
衣带渐宽终不悔 Would you wanna be a GAY！
昨夜西风凋碧树，独上高楼，watching Chairman Hu
两岸猿声啼不住 monkey go to sexing zoo
停车坐爱枫林晚 drive you home for one night

大家的补充：
只愿君心似我心，size is not everything.
满园春色关不住，so many love I can do
枯藤老树乌鸦 小桥流水人家 古道西风瘦马 oh my lady gaga
桃花潭水深千尺，not so good as my father is Gang Li
关关雎鸠，在河之洲，beautiful girl，where are you？
天上掉下个林妹妹 whatever I'm a gay
满堂花醉三千客，May i help you，sir？
醉卧沙场君莫笑，give me hug and kiss me now （女生求爱专用，矜持也豪放.....）
桃花潭水深千尺，which one gonna be my fish
金陵子弟来相送，please give me your iphone~
将军白发征夫泪，what a fuccking day！
问君能有几多愁 nothing is impossible
春蚕到死丝方尽，describe the city you live in
白日依山尽，Marthin Luther King
但使龙城飞将在 come on baby don't be shy（男生求爱专用，霸气爷们儿....）
人比黄花瘦，never grow old
此情可待成追忆，tomorrow are you free？
粉身碎骨浑不怕，welcome to china  ()
今朝有酒今朝醉,tomorrow is an other day
夕阳无限好，the sun's going down
出师未捷身先死 give me an banana PLZ
问君能有几多愁，where the fuck did my condom go ？
独上西楼，月如钩 home alone, watching porn
蒹葭苍苍 白露为霜 所谓伊人don't belong to me
林花谢了春红，太匆匆，how are you doing...
空山不见人，但闻人语响,using jissbon
吾爱孟夫子,use durex
争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，tomorrow,morning,who get up early who call who.
怒发冲冠凭栏处，but nothing I can do
劝君更尽一杯酒，what can i do for you
唧唧复唧唧，Meters/bonwe 万里赴戎机，Peking University 策勋十二转，To be No.1 爷娘闻女来，Tomorrow never dies；阿姊闻妹来，Goodbye good guy；小弟闻姊来，Better city better life。 双兔傍地走，Nothing is impossible
床前明月光，you are so hot
风又绿江南岸，tonight imma do that crime
王师北定中原日，congratulations！

我本以为中西混搭体的巅峰之作是“但使龙城飞将在，Come on baby don't be shy”，但当看到有人写了"黄河之水天上来，Can you feel the love tonight”和“雕栏玉砌应犹在，baby baby one more time”之后，我只能给跪了。最后某公子放出了大招：安能摧眉折腰事权贵，I would rather be a gay！


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