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Make UK the 51st statehttp://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/29/opinions/make-the-uk-the-51st-state/index.html
But you know what? Currencies rise and fall. Stocks go up and down. This is not a self-inflicted London Blitz. It's not a repeat of the worldwide depression of the 1930s, when Britain's industrial production fell by 16.2 percent. Nor is it a crisis on par with April 10, 1970, when Paul McCartney announced his solo album, signaling the breakup of The Beatles.
Let's understand this moment for what it really is: an opportunity for the United Kingdom to become the 51st state of America.
The EU's loss is our gain. Call it the "Brentrance."
As King George once said (at least in Broadway's Hamilton), "Oceans rise, empires fall / We have seen each other through it all." Isn't it time we joined forces again?
[size=1.2]There are four irresistible reasons why the UK should join in a permanent political and monetary union with the United States.
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First, there's trade. Why was the UK an EU member in the first place? It wanted easy access to a huge trading bloc — the biggest in the world. However, U.S. GDP is only slightly below the EU's economic output. We're No. 2! In fact, by some estimates, California by itself is the world's eighth-largest economy.
Second, there's regulation. The Brits were sick and tired of being told how curvy bananas could be and whether eggs could be sold by the dozen. But by becoming the 51st state, the Brits would get no-fuss trading with all other U.S. states, without the pesky regulations. We're so lax about regulation, we let kids eat mac and cheese with Yellow Dye No. 5 and No. 6 — both banned in Europe!
Third, there's travel. Sure, as EU members, Brits have been able to get into the fast lane at European airports, making it practically effortless to see the Parthenon in Greece or the Colosseum in Rome. But do they know there's a full-scale replica of the Parthenon in Nashville, Tennessee? And did they forget about the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, which has been called "the greatest stadium in the world" by the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum website?
And speaking of travel, let me say this to the Brits: Do you have any idea how easy it will be at American airports when you have a U.S. passport? Do you have any idea how much faster the verbal abuse will go by when you're American? The last time I traveled and was mocked by airport security for not knowing how many ounces my travel-size mouthwash could be, I thought to myself, "This would surely take much longer if I weren't a U.S. citizen."
Fourth, there's the overwhelming embrace Americans would give the Brits. We love everything the Brits do, everything the Brits make, and everything the Brits say (or at least the way they say it). I have friends on all sides of the political spectrum, and there's one thing they all agree on: The UK is awesome. From Shakespeare to Sherlock, from the Royal Albert Hall to the royal family. And speaking of the "royals," Queen Elizabeth II and company could simply merge with America's royal family — the Kardashians. They have about the same power over the government, and they're just as much fun to photograph.
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