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其实上面一些中国式英文,并非全部错误。很多中国式英语,都因为中国人大力推广,已经是正式英文了。呵呵,这就是中国的魅力,凡是皆有可能。
比如最出名的“很久不见”(Long time no see),现在这个很有中国特色的英文,就是标准说法了。一点错误都没有,世界通用。
搞一点雷人的中国式英文乐乐:
1.We two who and who?
咱们谁跟谁啊。
2.How are you?How old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3.You don't bird me.I don't bird you.
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。
4.You have seed ,I will give you some color to see see,brothers!Together!
你有种,我要给你点颜色看看,兄弟们,一起上!
5.Hello everybody!If you have something to say,then say!If you have nothing to say, go home !!!
有事起奏,无事退朝!
6.You give me stop!
你给我站住!
7.Know is know,noknow is noknow.
知之为知之,不知为不知。
8.watch sister
表妹
9.American Chinese not enough
美中不足
10.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
11.Go past no mistake past.
走过路过,不要错过。
12.小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
13.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条。
14.I call Li Old big, toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
15.You have two down son.
你有两下子。
16.As far as you go to die!!!
有多远,死多远!!!
17.I give you face you don't want face ,you lose you face,I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸。 |
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